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03 February 2018 @ 03:44 - Ah Fuck Part II I'm back. So for the month of January 2018, I really didn't do much apart from What Was The Network Neighborhood?, the freefire AMA and some other shit - oh, and get a new favicon. I have also worked on WHOM IN ASKII, The OwlMan Art Gallery and a index page for rubbish on my site that I'll probably put online veddy soon Despite not publishing much online, I feel like both the AMA and The Network Neighborhood article were both quite good, I especially feel like I did a good job on the NN. Right now I'm working on a bunch of things like a new entry on After Dark, along with an unnamed WebComic article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
03 February 2018 @ 00:00 - Ah Fuck So at the start of each month I do an update blog, but for this month I forgot to write one... fuck. I'll try and write an update list after bed, lol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
22 January 2018 @ 05:42 - An Open Letter to The Network Neighborhood... Heyyy fuckerz, it's yo fav' Brit, OwlMan!!!! Yeah, anyway... On the 10th of this month I uploaded an archive of my entire site to The Internet Archive, the URL can be found here https://archive.org/details/owlman.neocities.org_10.01.2017, the archive is a mirror of everything on this website as of the 10/01/18 (and not 2017!), I probably will upload older archives of this site, but the only thing is that it can take 4+ hours to 100% upload, so it's quite a bitch, plus, you can always search my site on archive.org. In other news, I have finally got a new favicon for my site. I made a little photo to show what the old and new one look like...
As stated in this thread, it was always my intent to have a clear edge favicon. Oh, also, I finally uploaded my AMA! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
01 January 2018 @ 00:00 - An Ode To 2017 Whoa Nelly, is it really 2018 or is it ? I don't know, I'm only one guy on the Web who wanks to hott yiff everyday since he was old enough to pull his foreskin back and forth - did I mention that it's now a new year??? What's sad is that people who know me in real know full well that I'm like this all of the time, joy to the world. I don't really have much to say on this post really, apart from saying that 2018 is going to start off with a bang on this website, HNNNNNNGGGGG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
20 December 2017 @ 01:55 - I'm Doing An AMA! As the title says really. Anyone can join in and ask me anything, you don't need to login or sign up to anything like that, you can even post as anon of you like. AMA can be found here: https://surl.neocities.org/5kyXx7.htm Plus like this post so I can tell if you're from Neocities or not: https://neocities.org/site/owlman?event_id=528021 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
11 December 2017 @ 01:17 - Will Time Make Man More Wise? Two things really; one, I'm going to watch The Emoji Movie with a boyfriend of mine, two, It's now Christmas so that means I changed the landing page so that it has some snow on it. Oh joy to the world. I guess because of me seeing this FUCKING movie it means that I _might_ update The Emoji Movie article page. Or not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
02 December 2017 @ 12:59 - I Sware I Was Working on This Update on The First Hey gang! What has happened on this site for the month of November 2017;
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01 November 2017 @ 14:54 - Merry Christmas! Woah mama, has it really been a month since I last updated this page? Well - yes it fucking has! I'll just skip to what I've done this month, shell I? Okay-
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01 October 2017 @ 03:10 - Oh Boi September for myself has been a great month, I've done a lot of shit done on this site, this post is here to catalogue what I've done for September of 2017
Over on at OwlMan: After Dark I posted two times;
XKCD - Brick ArchwayRight now I'm working on an article talking about bad emojis, I'm not so sure when it will come out, maybe next week? Who knows? This month I've also been up to updating Who is Who in ASCII Art with a lot of new names and links. It's driving me crazy I have no idea at all if I'll ever finish updating the list. If you have no clue what Who is Who in ASCII Art it's like the Yellow Pages but for people who have made ASCII art but it's taking fucking forever to finish. Fuck me, even my slot on the page is incomplete. I even said on Twitter that "ASCII art will be the death of me" and man, if that isn't how I die, then I will be shocked. Oh, and I guess I also wrote about how emojis in URLs are bad. ... Sub post: New Ownership of The OpenBooks Website Marin Exley (former Network Neighborhood member), who owned the website https://openbooks.neocities.org since 2014 recently changed their URL on the 29th of September '17 to https://teal.neocities.org, in this process of changing the URL, I guess that Marin had no idea that their old URL was up for grabs (to be fair to them, I had no idea that people could grab your old URL) and so hosma claimed the old URL for himself... and uh... the new website is quite... interesting... since hosma has had ownership...
Here are all of the archive saves I've made so far...
In JakeOnline's Weekly Newsletter the new OpenBooks website was the website of the week. By the way, I'd like to say that I have nothing at all to do with the new ownership of the OpenBooks website and I no way endorse in what hosma is doing, in fact, I don't really approve of what hosma is doing, but I can't really stop him, all I can do is just observe what goes on. Personally, if I was Marin, I would be pretty pissed at hosma, but I'm not Marin, so I don't know and I don't want to pretend I know what they feel about the new ownership. So because of the new ownership, it means any pre-existing links to the site (like banners) now lead to a page that plays racist music. Interesting... Update 02/01/17 @ 03:19: After three days of control, I persuaded hosma to redirect openbooks.neocities.org to teal.neocities.org [12:19] hosma: what should i do with the ob website now that ive had my fun with it [15:53] OwlMan: Redirect it to teal.neocities.org [16:17] hosma: k If you want, you can view an archive that hosma made at this URL: https://openbooks.neocities.org/old/ I know that I sometimes shit on OpenBooks - well, teal now - but I'm glad hosma redirected the URL to their new site.
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23 September 2017 @ 05:22 - Fuck me, it's late So I'm doing an AMA on the UK right now over on my second website here: https://surl.neocities.org/4JXwW6.htm Ask and I'll tell. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
21 September 2017 @ 03:19 - Is OwlMail Dead? Nearly three months have passed since the last OwlMail came out and people might be wondering if it has been cancelled or something, well - it kind of has, the thing is that I felt like I was forcing myself to write a blog that does not have the benefit of photos, proper links (you know, <a href="https://example.com">like this</A>) and a weird compact look to it. But is it officially cancelled? I don't even know myself.
  OwlMail was planned to replace the OwlMan: After Dark blog thing, but as it turns out, that wasn't the case at all. And just for full reference, I am not going to remove any of the OwlMail posts, I'm not that much of a twat! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
19 September 2017 @ 02:22 - Am I Bi??? The other day I was looking around online when I found this Twitter post by Maple of Lighttrax, that has the classic "Netscape Now!" look thing to it, anyway, uh, I decided to make my own "OwlMan Now!" thing, so, here it is... Oh - and here is Maple's banner I ripped off. Sorry, Maple... In other news, I made - I guess - an experimental part of my site to see if an emoji will work in an URL. I tested this out about a month ago with the site 🔒.neocities.org (redirects as xn--lv8h.neocities.org), this seemed to work, so on the 13th of September I made this page; /🦉, the page itself is nothing that special, all there is on there is just my Net Surfer's License (as shown below), but what makes the page interesting is that it is a pain in the arse to write the URL. Fucking hell. Oh, and I guess that there are other reasons why emojis in URLs are bad, but it's now 03:02 at night and I'm running out of heavy metal songs to play on YouTube.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02 September 2017 @ 07:36 - New Look for The News Page Title says it all at the end of the day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02 September 2017 @ 04:09 - The Death of OwlMan. 19?? - 2015 Hello there everyone, I hope that you are all having a great year so far, I know I am, ho ho ho. Here is the monthly report for September of 2017, sorry that it is one day out, but I had a lot to do today IRL. The first thing that I did was update the very old index pages like this one here VS what they used to look like. The HTML code for the pages are a total mess, lol fuck you too Kratzen. Second I might as well say that I'm working on two articles, the first one being called "Good and Bad Emojies", where I list my top ten best and worst emojis, I'm not even joking. I am also doing the history of Neocities timeline thing. The latter of the two (I think) will come out first, oh boy. Anyway, here is a weird video I made https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=a30JgXZpf_t ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20 August 2017 @ 01:42 - Did I make a meme + Other Things Alright ya cunts, it's yah boi Xx_OwlMan_Xx here again sending you the latest banter, yeh fam-a-lang-a-ding-dong smoke dat wEEd, don't tell the fuzz, tho! Ha ha, jokes! Anywayz, the other day, right, I made the well best meme ever! Yeah, no jokes, I was tots right, fam! Right, I made an update on After Dark called "I'm Quitting Neocities" where I sayz that I is leaving this web host, n people totally fell for it! Right banter, mate! After I posted that other people started to write their own leaving letters, IT WAS FOOKING MENTAL! In other news right, I is writing about the history of Neocities and it is well wicked! Anywayz, I needs to go now right, I'm goin' to bash a cunts head in for not fookin' paying me my doh! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01 August 2017 @ 13:33 - It's a meme, Mario Woah mama, shit on my chest and say Steven Spielberg did it, is it really the first of August? Anyhow, this is what has happened on this website in the last month...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 July 2017 @ 21:54 - GET OFF THIS SITE! Spriteclad of the old NN has left Neocities writing on their profile page
rip press f ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ N-n-n-news! Hiii ~ :3 So I'm Xx_OwlMan_Xx and I'm into cute cats x3 haha anyways, here is the neeews- I have moved /Who_in_Ascii_Art.html to /ascii.html b/c the url was too long xD I've also added a new thing to my site called "OwlMail", it's really great so check it out :O We also have new web banners and their really cute just like doggos on reddit! x3 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohhhh boy! It's now July 2017 and what have I done on this site for the past month? Lets see, shell we? So, I have done... one article? Jesus. Thank you joppiesaus for spotting that I put "11 July" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15 June 2017 @ 17:06 - Updates?!?! Hello boiz 'n' g1rlz, I updated the site! Crazy right? Nah, fuck you. I wrote "Hip With The Kids" that's all about some crap that took place in 2013 I updated "Judas Priest Fans Commit Suicide", in the past it wen as so... Vance was left with a mutilated fact, he would later die of painkillers on Thanksgiving 1988. But now it says... Vance was left with a mutilated face, he would later die of numerous complications on Thanksgiving 1988. I updated this because the only reference that said that he died of painkillers was Rotten Dot Com. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 June 2017 @ 21:02 - Same Old Crap [Written on the 1st] Woah mama, new month, good bye May, hello June! The month of May was the worst for the site as a whole, very little was put on it at all, all I have to show off is an article on T.H.E. Fox and The Rock Cocks. I also did do more stuff, but I need to tell a story first... Before the 5th of January 2017, this website was HTTP and not HTTPS, (see below if you don't know the difference, also see The Neocities' Blog) this meant that when I put photos in the code of the site I wrote <img src="/neocities.png"> and not <img src="https://owlman.neocities.org/neocities.png"> - now that was fine before the 05/01/17, but after said date not so much. Because I kept on using HTTP some web browsers would not display the site, an example of this would be that it would not load the background and photos. So what I need to do now is replace all HTTP to HTTPS around the site, great! 
i also failed to say that i'm working on .zip files too Third thing now... I went on holady, read about it here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24 May 2017 @ 22:01 - Got Any Memes?
Alright everyone, happy A little wile ago I was on the Design Choices' Discord server when I asked
So now when you click the big button on the landing page it will no longer take you to /library/ but to /home/. So cool. Also, a new background and font! Is what I would be saying if there were (or "was"?) a new background and font... yeah.... sorry mate... On other news, I've been writing articles none-stop for the past 10 months, so as of the 27th of May 2017 I will not work or publish any new articles on this site for a week, after said week I will start again on my shit - uh site. I'm also considering if I should enable the tipping setting on my site - this means that if people want to they can give me some of their own money for what I do on this site. I don't think I will enable this setting just yet as I feel charging people for my work is kind of bad - I don't think you should be charged to view my work. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16 May 2017 @ 22:56 - IDK What The Title Should Be For about the past two years I've been using websites like Geocities.ws and mixtape.moe to host my MP(number)s, my ZIPs and other crap. But not today - oh no! As today I am now a supporter of Neocities! Woot! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14 May 2017 @ 00:25 - Neocities News With OwlMan What's going on guys, OwlMan here again bring you the latest in YouTube news. First off, OwlMan is writing an article about "T.H.E. Fox" - a webcomic about a fox from the 1980's and the article should come out sometime - just like OwlMan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13 May 2017 2017 @ 14:54 - No Luck Catching Them Swans Then Hello my fellow minions, it's great to see that you're reading this text on this screen right now! I'm just here to say what's "new" around this "great" website. Today I made a kind of new 404 page, all that's new about it is it has code from The Internet Archive that informs the viewer that they are on a dead page (like this one here). The Le Code...
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Also! I just like to tell you all that I'm working on nothing at all because of my_irl.exe life. Yeah, sorry if you were hoping for something this week that was good. All I can say is just read one of Froge's articles. EDIT 14/05/17 @ 00:22: I fucked the date up. When I first posted this the date was 30th of April 2017 - I posted it in May >_> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 30 April 2017 @ 14:54 - Design Choices Exposed *Looks at the date* OwO What's this? Yeah, it's the 30th of April 2017 and this is the update log of this month!!111 This month I have made a lot less content than most, I think that's partly due to my real life ("IRL" as the kids say) and me writing about Mayhem really took its toll on me - don't get me wrong, I enjoy writing but Mayhem had a lot of content I needed to put in, every time I believed I was finished with it a new piece of information came up. Anyway, this is where I put all of my new articles I did this month...
I also want to promote another site that I quite like called "Design Choices" - it's somewhat like this site I guess but 1) it looks like it's made by someone who knows how to make a website and 2) it's more down to Earth. DC also did an OwlMan Exposed 2017 page - but it's now no more ;-;7 I was also reading some of my old articles when I found my old "Meme Fest" one. Meme Fest was on the 21st of April 2017, but when I looked it up I found nothing about the event. The Facebook page has been removed and I can't find any new articles about the it. If anyone has proof that the event really did happen, why not hit me up? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22 April 2017 @ 23:49 - It's Time to Kick Ass Hello guys, it's Clive here, Clive from OwlMan that is - the best website on Neocities, yeah, I'm a big thing on this site you see. I'm sorry for that one. Anyfuckingway. Why haven't I updated this page in a long time? - Well, I'm a fucking wanker, that's why. Not so long ago I wrote possibly my worst article ever and it's about the Crazy Frog, I just could not care less about it. I'm also doing a timeline thing, eh. Oh, I'm also on the front page and if I get to the top, I'll cut my balls off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 08 April 2017 @ 08:37 - love Me Do Have I really been writing about Mayhen for a week now? Good God, okay, sorry for the long wait, to make up, here is the first part of the article....
Formed in 1984 in Oslo by guitarist Øystein "Destructor" Aarseth,
bassist Jørn "Necrobutcher" Stubberud and drummer Kjetil Manheim, taking their band name from the Venom song "Mayhem with Mercy",
they would become synonymous with death and destruction.
Comming out... soon....? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07 April 2017 @ 00:05 - Alright Alright mate, right now I'm writing about the band Mayhem, there is a lot to write about so IDK man, leave me be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01 April 2017 @ 00:10 - got u xD Well shit, look at the time, it's April 2017, woah mama, time sure flys by when you're not doing any fucking work Enough foreplay, let's get into the real meat and bones of this update, what the funk happened (on this site) in March 2017?!?! First, the OwlMan Library, I wrote about;
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So yeah, good times! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 23 March 2017 @ 11:31 - Tiny Tim is Weird After making that whole Jeff Weise thing, I made three more article; 'Bimbo's Initiation', 'In Event of Moon Disaster' and 'Phantom Time Hypothesis'. In the past hur I have been fixing photo links over at /14jammar/, this might be the last time I update it. I don't really dwell into my real life on this site, but I'll tell you that I've been feeling much happier about myself, one thing that's helped it is people have just been nice to me. I've also been infected with the illness known as love [*sigh*, yeah, I know] and because of that, I've been feeling very happy! Woot! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16 March 2017 @ 00:10 - So fucking naive man, so fucking naive 80% done doing an article about Jeff Weise. When it's done, the URL will be so; https://owlman.neocities.org/library/jeffweise.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01 March 2017 @ 17:18 - RIP February 2017 I did a lot of crap last Feb, quite a lot in the OwlMan Library, anyway, this is what I did... >I wrote an article on the time the Mythbusters made some mouse turn into a Cannibal Mouse! I also wrote the transcript to this aswell. >On the 4th I wrote about a woman who was kept in a septic tank by her brother for black magic. I would later add the "Please note" thing later >I wanted to write about Christine Chubbuck for some time now, and, well, looks like I did. At the time I was writing it I was unaware that the footage was faked, so I had to update it 3 days in a row. >Just like Christine Chubbuck, I knew about the Rugrats Storyboard Jam for some time >I wrote about The Frantic Caller, I knew about this since 2014, the first time I played it on YouTube I was naïve about it and was unsure about it. I now know it's 99.99% fake >Judas Priest Fans Commit Suicide is somewhat new to me, I think I did okay on it >To blow steam off I wrote My PC, it's a joke article at the end of the day and if anyone was unsure, I don't use it much at all, I just used it for this one thing >Because I hate life, I wrote Meme Fest >I wrote about Doom, I'm not so happy about it, I might update it. This was the only thing I was unsure about writing. >I was looking around my old site when I found the transcript for Jane Dornacker's death, so I wrote abut it >I wrote about Kunt and the Gang >If you clicked any links you may of seen this page, it was made so I would stop writing "however," ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24 February 2017 @ 01:22 - New Layout Updated this page to fit the new layout of the site, hope you like it, if you don't, what is wrong with you? I would show you what this page looked like in the past, but the Internet Archive keeps on not working. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20 February 2017 @ 02:19 - Holy God! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20 February 2017 @ 00:46 - Doom Me Up, Baby! Working on Doom, I'll get it done one day. I'm unsure what I should put in it, I already did some stuff on Doom what with Eric Harris, I might do a quick overview of REB DoMiNe, or not, we shell see! [I hope] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19 February 2017 @ 05:14 - Archive Me, Baby! (I'm Sorry, it's Late and I need Bed) Now in all of the 'references' parts of my articles I have a link to an archive of that article. I also need to change the background colour, from something like this: <BODY BGCOLOR="#ffffff" TEXT="#ffffff" LINK="#ffffff" ALINK="#ffffff" VLINK="#ffffff"> To something like this <BODY BGCOLOR="#cccccc" TEXT="#ffffff" LINK="#ffffff" ALINK="#ffffff" VLINK="#ffffff"> So yeah, I need sleep
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 05 February 2017 @ 17:16 - I Can't Think of a Title Goging to remove /img/Banners/ because it takes up too much space, saved it in the Internet Archive ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 31 January 2017 @ 17:53 - Banners, banners and more Banners Added more banners to the site ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 30 January 2017 @ 22:44 - Well Shit "I might write about Bowie, but I am unsure." 7 hours later and here we are. Shit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 30 January 2017 @ 15:03 - ...So, what is still There? On the 17th I removed a lot of the site, here is what is still here... 14jammar OwlMan Random Transcripts cat clive comic death fonts icons img ken library odds photographworlds random voteforweirdal97 ywot I am also writing about Doom 1993; I might write about Bowie, but I am unsure. I'm trying to write about the Phantom Time Hypothesis, but I'm dry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24 January 2017 @ 01:06 - I Need Bed! Worked 'till late to get the rotten dot com thing done ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22 January 2017 @ 21:23 - Still Doin' Crap Yes baby! Still writing about Rotten Dot Com, I am also writing about Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, I've done more on the latter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19 January 2017 @ 18:39 - LOL, Trump Yeah, Trump... Anyway! I will try and archive the parts of this site that I removed on geocities.ws/owlman, I would do it now, but geocities.ws is shite. Oh, also in British slang "trump" means fart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18 January 2017 @ 23:44 - SHIT YOU MADMAN! I removed 50+ percent of the site becuase I was a Textfiles ripp-off ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18 January 2017 @ 13:06 - Removing Most of site? This site was made as an archive for ASCII art however, there are like 100's of sites like mine. I've been thinking about this for some time about removing all content that was not made by me, I have not removed anything as of yet, if I do, I shell save it via the Internet Archive. Stuf I may remove: /MLP_ASCII/ /Maija_Haavisto/ /More_Stuff/ /Valkyrie/ /Welcome_E-Mail/ /asciipr0n/ /b.ger/ /clarkson/ - Will be moved to /library/ /copypasta/ /doom/ /geocities_ws_owlman/ - geocities.ws/owlman will still be up /jiri/ /paulisdead/ - IDKY this is still here, there is a mirror at /library/ /Who_in_Ascii_Art.htm /Who_in_Ascii_Art.txt /Calculator.html I'm doing this for some reasons first, most of the content on this site was not made by me. Second, it will give more a lot more space, right now I'm using 65.2% (65.21 MB) of mine 100 MB Neocities gives us users. I think when I used my old site, 14jammar I only used about 10%. Also, my site is mostly text. I don't want to be a Textfiles ripp-off, I want a fresh start. I shell be removing content, however, I won't untill the 21st. That's about it really. I will write in here if I remove anything. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17 January 2017 @ 20:47 - Hmmm, Nice! It would seem like we have hit a new big number, 100,158 infact. So, thank you all veddy much! If you care, here are the hits for the last 7 days
Light gray - Hits Blue - Unique Visits Also in the world of OwlMan, I am writing an article on that of Rotten Dot Com (for people who don't know, it's like Best Gore but in the 90's and 00's), I should really write about something nice like how cute cats are, or about a funny YouTube video - but no! Not today, today it's about NSFW stuff! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 January 2017 @ 23:42 - We're Now NSFW! Due to the fact that on this site there are some very NSFW parts, I have now marked this site as such. This won't change anything about the site, all it will do is tell kids to fuck off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 January 2017 @ 22:27 - Jumping the shark I did it, I fucking did it, I wrote an article on vore and now I feel like being an hero. I've been writing this since October of last year, but I've been putting it off. I don't know what I'll write next, but it won't be about sex. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 05 January 2017 @ 20:30 - OMG HTTPS!!!! Just look at that nice URL, HTTPS, nice ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 05 January 2017 @ 15:06 - 2017 Stuff
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I added two new stuff to my I am also working on an article about something that starts with the letter "V" and ends in "E". I'm not sure when I'll be done with it, I hope within two weeks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 29 December 2016 @ 23:01 - Clive is a Dumbarse Part XX Yeah, so some parts of my site (ie links, images, videos etc) may not work as of the 1st of January 2017. If you really care about this, chack this out. I think only a small part of my site may not work as most websites that I link to use HTTPS. If anything does go wrong, I shell fix it!!!11oneoneone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9 December 2016 @ 19:24 - Spit on Taboo Christmas was not so bad, but it's over now, so the index page is back to what it was before Christmas. Nothing much is going on to this site, but, I still need to bloody work on asciipr0n. To somewhat make it up, I am working on a very shite thing for the OwlMan Library. I might now do anything for new years, so, guess I'll see you in 2017 (unless I die). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20 December 2016 @ 18:37 - ZOOBOO! I added more stuff to the OwlMan Library, I'm lazy so I made a list of what I did:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18 December 2016 @ 00:10 - Oh God, Not More Crap Yeah, it's me, more crap. I wrote a report called "Bart Simpson Loves Scientology", it's about Nancy Cartwright and good old Scientology. I would read it before the Co$ sues me for all I got. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16 December 2016 @ 22:11 - Eh, Stuff Working on adding colour to some ASCII Xmas Tree thing from 1996, it's still in work, but you can see a unfinished copy of it here. I should also work on asciipr0n and all that, I don't know when I'll finish that. I will one day, but not today. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11 December 2016 @ 00:16 - OH NO! IS'S CHRISTMAS!!!
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of kill me! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11 December 2016 @ 02:37 - Same Old Crap Working "hard" on asciipr0n as well as still working on Who is Who in Ascii Art ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 06 December 2016 @ 21:15 - More News I made a page for news on Who is Who in Ascii Art, found here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 06 December 2016 - It's That Time... Hmmm... yeah, it's soon going to be that time of the year where everyone eats food and watch Indiana Jones on BBC 2 for the 5000th time, yes, it's Christmas. I should make a new index page for this time of the year like I did for Halloween this year. Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas...
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02 December 2016 - (Unofficial) NeoMail Issue Neocities now has an (unofficial) mailing list, please click the banner to find out more...
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 28 November 2016 - Google Translate I removed the Google Translate button on some pages as it was ugly to look at. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As of today, all content made by me now falls under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Read more ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 21 November 2016 - Who is Who in ASCII Art Part II
Somewhat done making big edits to "Who is Who in ASCII Art".
A! 15 November 2016 - Who is Who in ASCII Art?Updating "Who is Who in ASCII Art", so yep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01 November 2016 - Halloween '16 I updated the landing page so it no longer has Halloween stuff on it. If you care, the Halloween '16 landing page can be found here Vine has announced in the past hours it will be closed - So, to keep my videos online, I will be putting them on this site ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 25 October 2016 - MLP ASCII Links Updated /MLP_ASCII/ fixed links and such ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01 October 2016 - DEATH IS COMMING!!! Added /death to the site, most of it are just transcripts. Also, on 23 June I added /doom, but I removed it, well, it will come back. I don't know when. But it will come back. (don't quote me on that) So that's all for now, see- wait, what was- oh no, oh no! OH NO, IT'S DEATH!!!111oneoneone ...
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08 August 2016 -
So I am now going to remove all capital letters from (most) of my URLs. This is going to be a pain in the ass for me, and because of this it means that I won't be able to update my site with new stuff for however long it takes me. I'm a dumb ass.
In different news, I have been writing about Meiwes and Brandes. I wanted to do
something on this for some time now but never got around to it. It is ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02 August 2016 - Records 'n' stuff I made a list of records I own on here for all to enjoy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 31 July 2016 - HELLO BOYS, I'M BACCCCCK!!! I'm back at home where I have sweet, sweet Internet! I will be doing more dumb stuff to this website sooon... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15 July 2016 - See You Guys... (For a Week) I'm not going to be able to edit/update any of my sites for about a week, as where I'm going there is no Internet. So, I'll see you in (about) a week. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thinking of making a blog, as the news part of the site is becoming more random xd lol. I'll post crap like this ↓ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Right now I'm wrighting a peace on "Paul is Dead". It's not fully done yet. If you're reading this when I put the work online, the link will be found here. In more funny[?] news, I have a Ｖ Ａ Ｐ Ｅ Ｐ Ａ Ｒ Ｔ Ｏ Ｆ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｓ Ｉ Ｔ Ｅ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 08 July 2016 - The End of the Network Neighborhood On the 5th of July was the end of the NN, a Neocities webring that less than 1% of the site was apart of. I would say that I had no idea that it was ending, but I knew. Lots of its members were leaving the NN like mad, 98plus even said (on his blog) "the webring i'm in and co-founded (remember that?) is on the verge of shutting down. yeah. the best way we can stay alive if is we get more members." Well, they only got one new member. What's even more, on the NN YouTube channel 98plus posted a video (that's now been removed (I have a copy of it BTW)) saying the same thing he said on his blog, he also told us that "We need new members as soon as possable" and that we should apply to join the NN. I did apply on the day the video was put on YouTube, the fourth of April, four months later and still no reply from them. Jeez. It even got to the point that I went to their Discord server (that is still up right now) and asked why they had not contacted me, this is what they said: Jun 17, 2016 Marin the Technomancer: yeah, we have a general age requirements just because many of our members are over 18 and it's just... there can be issues i'd like to adoid. OwlMan (Being 17 at the time): Am I to young then? Marin the Technomancer: I don't think so, have you applied @OwlMan OwlMan: I did but the NN never got back Marin the Technomancer: Oh. That might have been during my absence, i'll check the applications. OwlMan: Okay:D They never got back to me.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am crap at doing updates on this page, weeeeeeeeee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Added four noteworthy parts of the site, Vote For Weird Al '97 (a *site* I wanted to make since mid 2014), Ken (a dumb joke), ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over the last week I made a new website (that I will not update BTW) the site is also called "OwlMan" and can be found here ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We now have a new home page for all to see, if you want to see the old one, click here. Also in the news, my first Neocities website, 14jammar.neocities.org, has been closedown and moved to this new adress owlman.neocities.org/14jammar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not really an update/news, but I was looking at my old HTML, and I realised how bad it was... Just see for your self ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01 April 2016 - No Prank Today Boy oh boy, March was a big month for this site, where to start! Well, because I got so much spam on my old guestbook I made a new part of the site that shows spam (see here). I also put a chat-bot on the site, not very smart (like, at all). One of the last big things I did to this site was move my old Wix.com site content over here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I made a dumb random comic generator thing today and yesterday, hope you like it! My comic can be found here ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07 March 2016 - News, This, That and Stuff Added lots of stuff, like HTML Colour, Welcome E-Mail, 404 page and Games to the site ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We now have banners for the website!!1
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24 February 2016 - Jiri Matejicek Added art by Jiri Matejicek to the site. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For some reason I made this website. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Because I can, I made a ASCII Only part of the site ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This month has been a very big one, I have added much to the site, like YWoT Scripts, transcripts, artwork by Maija Haavisto and many more. This site has also hit 10.7K views, so thank you all for that! I don't currently know what I will do next to this site. Oh, and I have a new dog ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19 January 2016 - More MLP ASCII?!? Finally have finished major updates to MLP ASCII. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Made updates to MLP ASCII there will be more to come over the next days ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Because there are going to be site changes over the year and why not, I guessed I would make a log of all the site updates and ch-ch-ch-changes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
